Doc Johnson Robo Suck 2 Remote Masturbator

Date added: Friday 12 February, 2010

Reviewer: Ramirez

Rating: (5.0 of 5 Stars!)

I had this delivered to my work so that the postie wouldn't leave it with the neighbours. A couple of close colleagues knew I'd ordered a sex toy, but when the monstrously huge box arrived, they thought I'd ordered a blow-up doll! For some reason, I couldn't have them think that, and haughtily declared 'it isn't a blow-up doll! It's the Robo-Suck II!' Gods, were there a lot of follow up questions to that. Questions which, at the time, I couldn't really answer. But now I can, and I think I'll give everyone else the low-down. In a nutshell: OH MY GOD!!! Definitely worth the forty-five quid! At first, the Robo-Suck II seems a little alien - quite a big contraption with the wire-fixed remote and two slide-settings. Then you get to grips with it: you basically stick your little guy in, and slide the controls to where you want. The suck mechanism will draw the rubber sheath tight to your cock. That rubber sheath has a bunch of nodes that buzz your cock from all angles when the vibration is on. That li'l black box you see on the picture near the entrance of the Robo-Suck, has a ring of beads attached to it which circle the outside of the sheath (and your cock), pressing in, and they rub up and down at a speed determined by you at the remote. The black box itself can slide all the way up, so you can put that extra massaging-type stimulation on whatever part of your cock your prefer it on. Finding the settings and positions that work best for you can take a while, but the experimenting phase is plenty exhilerating. Most will probably prefer to have those beads rubbing up just onto the helmet and back again. I'm not sure what the official advice is, but I'd say lubrication is a must! Okay, so you find a niiiiiiiice position for that ring of beads, set them off to massage you up and down, and kick both the vibration and suck into gear. YESSSSSS!! Does it feel like a real blow-job? It actually feels ridiculously close to the real thing! With the right lubrication, the gentle suck and lapping at your cock really does feel like the action of a mouth. Looks nothing like it, of course, but it is so close to the genuine sensation! I got to this point where I rather enjoyed the slow action massage, a little vibration, and gentle suction.... but I wanted to know more about this thing... so I cranked everything up to full whack. YEAH! THAT'S THE BUSINESS!! I've never cum from a blow job in my life, I've got a stubborn cock that goes to pre-orgasmic levels, but really doesn't go all the way unless there's pussy on the line. But sucked in hard, vibrated, and being rubbed senseless (or sense full?) by the Robo-Suck II, I got to a pre-orgasmic build that really couldn't be denied. I had to kinda fuck the Robo-Suck a little bit to push over into full explosive cumming, but it had pushed me to the point of no going back all by itself! If you love blow-jobs, then damn, this is going to suck you dry! If, like me, you've got a slightly more stubborn cock, then this bad boy will keep you hard and pre-ing for as many hours as you've got! This is a total indulgence device. I expect to be getting through a lot of batteries! The only downside is that it's awkward to clean. The top of the sheath is truly affixed to the suction mount, so you have to clean up into it rather than taking the sheath off. I'm a little fearful of getting detergenty water into the suction mechanism, so have been careful with it. I'm thinking the best way to clean it would be with a long dish-brush, and keep the thing inverted while you give it a scrub. In the meantime, letting it drain for a while and then using a twisted cloth seems to be working out quite well. All in all, I've got to give this ten out of ten. I took my time choosing a masturbation toy, looked at all sorts, and this was my clear favourite. With the very reasonable price tag, I think I totally made the best choice. Big thumbs up.

Date added: Monday 09 February, 2009

Reviewer: paul

Rating: (4.0 of 5 Stars!)

This is definitely a great device I actually like it so much I went three times in a row.