Penis Extension

Date added: Wednesday 25 May, 2011

Reviewer: Huge Ackman

Rating: (5.0 of 5 Stars!)

Hi there, I recently purchased a Penis Extension from Bedroom Pleasures to use on a night out with a prospective lover. Everything was going well as we climbed in to her bed (I had been maintaining an erection for the majority of the evening in order to save me the trip to the bathroom).

Play continued as normal but during the course of coitus she began laughing quite uncontrollably, I wondered what was she found so amusing but I assumed it was something to do with the female orgasm.

Soon enough though I realized that I had failed to maintain the requisite amount of erection to connect penis to extender and had been making sensual love to the rubbery sheath inside her for 10 minutes.

Having not noticed due to my loud animalistic grunts which blocked out and and all of the loud squeaking sounds that were being emitted from my penis on penis love making session.

The next day I saw her and a group of her friends walking across the street from me, I tried keeping my head down but one of them shouted "HEY! INCEPTION DICK!" and then "HEY, TOM HARD-LY ANYTHING THERE"

10/10, gave me my confidence back.